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Neanderthal Feather Walker: Character


Inventor Name: Gary B. Faerber
Invention email: Email Contact Form
Invention Status: Design patent issued
Website: http://www.happytimesforkids.com/

The Neanderthal Feather Walker is the only bird that can fly with their feet instead of wings. You can view the Neanderthal Feather Walker character at www.happytimesforkids.com. There are eight proto-types marionettes for viewing. You can make a lot of products using this character. The Neanderthal Feather Walker will go forward as being the next best liked character in the world. This character and a series of children's stories are Patented, Trademarked, and copyrighted. The children's book are three years of age to eight years of age, although its enjoyable at all ages. The story is about a beautiful, universal looking character, with many powers. He cares about the environment,includes history, and architecture. He wants to help the world and inspire young little hearts.


Comments

This is retarded

This is retarded


??

WOW! You couldn't work anything better with those pipe cleaners?? If you get this idea off the ground you are a freaking genius!


About your comment:

Only a person with a low mind profile would make a comment like this one. Show me a better looking character then the Neanderthal Feather Walker and only then can we compare,


Pipe Cleaners:

There are no pipe cleaners ever used with this character! I really do not know what you are looking at maybe you need glasses or a new diet!


Worse than Barney

You patented garbage and feathers glue gunned together?


Something way beyond retarded...

Just take a look at Gary Faerber's, aka Captain Feather Walker's web site (http://www.happytimesforkids.com) posted above in the mix of nonsense. This guy, I'm sorry to say, is a major fruit cake. Yeah, sure, help save the planet... but can't you find a hell of a lot better way than this creepy ass version of a marionette. The Neanderthal Feather Walker will NOT "go forward as being the next best liked character in the world." I don't have any clue why you would think so... I think I'll do just a little more research and see just what kind of crappy scams this guy is pulling.


I wonder what the people who

I wonder what the people who currently live near the Neandertal valley would think of this character? Personally though I feel a better role model for saving the Earth is to use an actual person. A flesh and blood human being doing good! Now hows that for a concept? These are the times when big purple dinosaurs, and what nots, are conceived as an outlet for the teaching of the realities in life to the minds of children. Then when they get older, the dissociation sets in, and the advice from such an unlikely source fails to make a real connection. However, a growing child will always associate a real person with reality, and any given examples will be sustained throughout that growth. Mythical and fictional beings have never succeeded in a realistic manner. Many fairy tales, such as Jack and Jill, Humpty Dumpty, Marry's garden, and others, were previously taught to children as coded political rumor because open opinion was dangerous and suppressed in those older times. However when these rhymes and tales are taught today, the children are not told of the original meaning, so the lessons may become abstract, and even inadvertently harmful. In school (I'm old) children were seen pushing down other children. The fat kid is pushed out of his seat and called Humpty Dumpty, a brother and sister playing together are pushed down and called Jack and Jill. The original meaning and intent are lost. Children are best confronted with real normal people when showing positive messages, or when leaning of consequences from misadventures.


Dear Subject,

Show me some images that can verify what you are actually saying. I do believe that you have none. I am the inventor and challenge your capibility of any knowledge that you pretend to have. Show me and ohters what you really mean with what you say. I think that i have staighten you out you might say. You have none and none will be the answer unless you have a funny over weight looking person. You might even be close to something like that but would not admitt to.

Good Luck with whatever you want to do. You sure do need somebody saying good Luck. Because ignorant people need something to rely on. May God be with you and your Believe on your super goal of nothing creative.

The Captain


Epiphany

It's a bird... but it flies with it's feet! OOOOOOHHHH it all makes sense now!


idiots

that really is a stupid inventions but hey so was the PET ROCk


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