From The Inventor's Workshop: Tear Someone A New Asshole!

Sholto — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:26:41 -0700

Have you heard the phrase “I’m gonna tear you a new asshole”? It’s nice, isn’t it?

From The Inventor's Workshop: Dog Poo Goes Walkies

Sholto — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:43:26 -0700

Walking your dog just got a lot easier. Having a picnic possibly just got a lot more dangerous.

Pork Flavoured Toothpaste - Good Idea?

Sholto — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:27:38 -0700

What you never knew you needed or wanted has just pumped itself into a tube and will soon be sitting on a shelf just above the basin in your bathroom.

Two Legs Good, Four Legs REALLY Good

Sholto — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:50:20 -0700

The revolution has arrived, at very very high speeds. Just when you got the hang of bipedal movement, along comes another set of L.E.Gs to get you there quicker.

Jet Bath - Commuter Vehicle For Our Waterlogged Future

Sholto — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:07:56 -0700

Don't be afraid of global warming - Find a way to enjoy it! As the ice caps melt and our race faces its greatest challenge yet - survival in the face of rising temperatures and melting ice caps - one man could be about to save the day...

The Decoy Face Helps You Avoid Annoying People

Sholto — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:34:15 -0700

Behold the Decoy Face. That’s right, the Decoy Face. This remarkable device is the very first breakthrough in face-to-face avoidance, a trailblazer in every sense.