World's Most Freaky Door Handle

What would you do if you walked up to a door and you saw a hand reaching out to you like this one?

Hand-le

This door handle is something that would freak me out to even touch. If I had to touch this door handle, my first inclination would be to push the door with my crotch and get myself a good feel out of opening the door, except that the hand is a bit too thin and witch-like for my taste.

The designer Naomi Thellier de Poncheville calls it "Hand-le" . I call it weird. I am not sure what the point of it is.  I think if she fattened up the hands a bit to make it more appealing, perhaps made it out of a softer material than cold bronze and adjusted the angle of it to be more inviting... ooh, that's it baby! Now, you got something a man could get excited about.

It does makes me think of all the other anatomically correct parts you could mold and use as a door handle that I would enjoy more than bony hands.

Can you think of all the funny ways you could use something like this? Talk to me folks and make me laugh.

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