Virtual Breasts, Coming to Your iPhone

Easy on that touchscreen big fella...
Well, you knew this was coming (that's what she said)... a Japanese blogger calling himself Technohippy has just introduced the third generation of an iPhone app he likes to call paiTouch (click here to see it in action). The "pai" is short for "oppai", Japanese for "breasts". I bet Steve Jobs never thought it would come to this; then again, he's teh uber-geek so who knows?

According to ecstatic reviewer Akky Akimoto from Asiajin, "On it, you can freely touch virtual boob on iPhone Safari." Oh joy of joys! I wonder if this will impact on iPhone sales? Ya think?

Technohippy may just have himself a winner here, as free and boob are terms venerated by geeks and non-geeks alike. And, if he smartens up and drops the "free", the guy should be rolling in non-virtual dough.

The blogger's website showcases how the app has evolved from first to third generation - and you know darned well he's not about to stop now. Nope, Technohippy's D-cup dreams are much, much more than just pai in the sky!

Let's hope today's cellphone manufacturers will ensure that the screens of future models will be able to withstand the constant poking, prodding and pointing they will be subjected to once Physical Boob Simulator gen-20 is released. Virtual boobs are virtually here, as once again technology frees us from the drudgery of everyday, boob-less life